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The Thirteen
“ Juggalo”
Commandments

One
Thou shalt always holla a “whoop” to let thy neighbor know you’re around

Two
Thou shalt not take the dark carnivals name in vain else thou shall have your head spliteth.

Three
Always stay true to thy family as they should be true to you.

Four
Thou shalt not basic ye life or looks on mainstream perceptions.

Five
Thou shalt always keep ye shit wicked and wick.

Six
If called a “freak, crazy psycho, or deranged, etc…” thou shalt raise both middle fingers and say thanks.

Seven
Thou shalt always keep ye hatchet sharp and ready for haters.

Eight
If thou be a true Juggalo or lette thou shall always represent with pride.

Nine
Thou shalt not pass judgement on another, lest it is passed on you first.

Ten
Thou shalt always keep a blunt rolled and a beer ready for thy homies.

Eleven
Remember if thou art faithful we shall breaketh thy ass in half.

Twelve
We are not against the world the world is against us. So remember to keep them middle fingers ready.

Thirteen
Be what we wanna be, act how we wanna act, see what we wanna see smack who we wanna smack. Do what we wanna do go where we wanna go fuck you, forwer we sum juggalos.


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